Non-PC Recruiting

We have three folks retiring this FY
And we’ll have to replace them I sure
While they want us to recruit the disabled
I’m not sure what to use as a lure?

Our lift, at its best, is just shaky
It fails every couple of weeks
And we don’t have someone who know signing
So the deaf have no help so to speak
And the blind – I really don’t see how
They could work here with all that we read
And the “slow”, well we already have them
In all truth, we need someone with speed

Be they missing a limb
Be they her or a him
I’m not sure they would feel they belong
But as arguments go
You know that I know
I haven’t a leg to stand on

Those that stutter and twitch
Of those we are rich
I notice them briefing GOs
But I guess we could use
Someone who has fused
A couple of fingers or toes

But I needn’t worry
The boss sees no hurry
The jobs can be vacant henceforth
They’d just be content
If the vacancy’s sent
To be downgraded and filled there up North

Mdailey
07/24/08