Saturday, May 23, 2009

Slut buzzard

In the Spring - a lot of our thoughts turn to love. Well it is no different in the animal world and from our office windows, we get to see all kinds of interpretations on this theme. This first one got a lot of attention from the folks on the 3rd floor. We had these buzzards courting woo on the roof of the building next door.


Slut Buzzard

She turned her back on him
He turned his back then too
They’re not speaking to each other
As lovers often do
“You’re taking me for granted”
“You should keep your big beak shut”
“You’re not the man I wanted”
“You’re just a Buzzard Slut”

Slut Buzzard – Slut Buzzard
They’re filthy and obscene
Doing things you shouldn’t do
Seen through my window screen

She’s big and black and ugly
He’s no handsome prince
They’re doing it on roof tops
My mind’s been bothered since
The crowd’s all standing dumbstruck
Not knowing what to do
It’s burned into my eyes I fear
Two vultures making woo


Slut Buzzard – Slut Buzzard
They’re filthy and obscene
Doing things you shouldn’t do
Seen through my window screen

They gathered all the office
To watch these vultures mate
Calling folks from down the hall
Come quick these guys won’t wait
And like a fool I looked up
It was just a passing glance
Now every time I close my eyes
I see this buzzard dance

Slut Buzzard – Slut Buzzard
They’re filthy and obscene
Doing things you shouldn’t do
Seen through my window screen


Mdailey
04/08/08

This next one took place in the big oak tree outside of my boss's window.

FUZZY

There’s something ‘bout this building
I don’t know what it is
But nature all around us
Is getting down to BIZ
The other day the vultures
Were really going to town
And this morning squirrels on the tree
Had thrown the gauntlet down

Fuzzy tails are flying
Fuzzy look – a fuzzy smile
Fuzzy hearts are all a flutter
As they dance in fuzzy style

They chase around from branch to branch
The lead one playing coy
Staying just out of his reach
Appears to be her ploy
They chatter and they twitter
As they clutch out on a limb
We think that one’s a fuzzy girl
And one’s a fuzzy him

Fuzzy tails are flying
Fuzzy look – a fuzzy smile
Fuzzy hearts are all a flutter
As they dance in fuzzy style

He wraps his fuzzy little arms
Around her fuzzy bod
And with a smile she acquiesced
With a fuzzy little nod
Then all at once they look up
See us watching from inside
And like two lovers caught mid-act
They both run off and hide

Fuzzy tails are flying
Fuzzy look – a fuzzy smile
Fuzzy hearts are all a flutter
As they dance in fuzzy style


Mdailey
4/10/08

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

NSPS-National Security Personnel System

With the NSPS in the news lately - congress and the Federal union want to kill the program while the Army wants to keep it going - I thought I would share some thoughts on the subject. Until recently, I was a "transition manager" in NSPS - meaning I was the office expert and kept everyone informed on deadlines and the processes needed to meet those deadlines. I was never a great fan of the system but saw that it did have it's good points but like all personnel systems, it could be used by management to get what they wanted.

NSPS - Just Compensation?

How they calculate your next year salary if you are in NSPS - - -
(Current pay + ((60% X (3.9% - 1.0%) X GS Pay Raise) + subjective pay pool adjustment)) + local market supplement [1% of 40% of GS Pay Raise] = new 09 salary and/or salary + bonus depending on the whim of the pay pool board. This may or may not work out to your advantage when you retire and the pay pool panel may or may not have had that in mind when they finalized their input into the equation. Are you confused?

Alas, I am confused
Am I AM (or NOT) abused
Was my performance-pay award
Worth more across the board
Then the GS pay I’d get
If I was GS yet

It should come as revelation
This sequence of calculation
Does little more than fluster and confuse
But let me tell you, Honey
It was done to save THEM money
And in the end, it’s workers who will lose

No need to jump and shout
It was done to impart doubt
And to add to the confusion
So you don’t jump to the conclusion
But simply shrug and drop it
And not know who made a profit

(But get it through your heads, I bet it was the Feds)

Mdailey
01/07/09

For those not in the National Security Personnel System (NSPS) – the calculation of next year’s pay is something that can not readily be explained no matter how much math you have in your background. There are variables of variables that do not show up in any equation but we are asked to take it on faith that the new NSPS pay system is fair and better than if we were still in the old General Service (GS) pay
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Flexibility Changes in NSPS

You knew it was coming though the experts all said
The “good old boy” network was finished, was dead
But now DOD wants to change hiring rules
Give management options with new hiring tools
No need for the standard vacancy old announcement
You can select from just locals in their new pronouncement
And expanding the use of temporary appointments
Converting at will to permanent full anointments
And you can keep it all secret if you’ve got the notions
No need to publish the results of promotions
This particular proposed regulation it seems
Is likened to ‘good old boy’s” favorite dreams
The merit system will die and be wiped off the page
Replaced by a system ripe for patronage
It’s seen by the experts as a radical change
But for those of us living it – it doesn’t seem strange
You knew it was coming though the experts all said
The “good old boy” network was finished, was dead

Mdailey
12/05/08
Defense proposes hiring, promotion flexibilities for NSPS
By Brittany R. Ballenstedt bballenstedt@govexec.com December 4, 2008
The Defense Department on Wednesday proposed expanding staffing flexibilities available to managers under its new personnel system. The draft regulations, published by Defense and the Office of Personnel Management in the Federal Register, call for modifications to recruitment, hiring and promotion procedures under the National Security Personnel System. Under the new rules … managers would be required to notify potential candidates, but they would not have to advertise the opening using the standard vacancy announcement procedures. Managers would have the option of only looking at local residents, should a sufficient number apply. The rules also expand its use of temporary appointments. The temporary spots could be converted to permanent status later.

Matt Biggs, legislative director for the International Federation of Professional and Technical Engineers, criticized the regulations on Thursday, noting they "drastically limit the pool of job applicants, base promotions on the already flawed NSPS performance review process and inexplicably fail to publish the results of promotions."
"This particular proposed regulation aims to bury the merit system and replace it with a hiring and promotion system that will be ripe for patronage, not to mention lacking transparency," he said. "It seems to be a very radical change, and an unwarranted change."

Monday, May 11, 2009

First Blog on Office Events and Characters

this is my third Blog site. It will be used to post poems on office events and characters I have encountered at the office or just in life. Since I just retired on 2 May, I will start with a couple of poems I wrote for my retirement.




Farewell

So long, farewell,
auf Wiedersehn, good night
I see the light
I think the time is right

So long, farewell,
Auf Wiedersehn, goodbye
We all must leave
This time I fear it’s I

So long, farewell,
auf 'voir , auf wiedersehn
I’ve had some fun
I hope you’ve had the same

So long, farewell,
Adios & toodleoo
It’s been a blast
There’s no more I can do

So long, farewell,
Auf Wiedersehn, adieu
I’ve done my best
The rest is up to you

So long, farewell
Adios’ & Cheerio
My day is done
And now it’s time to go

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There once was a man from Chantilly
At 60 thought boy this is silly
I’ve done my share
So I’m out of there
This will be my last poem to you – really!

Mdailey 05/01/09

Who You Gonna Call

I’ll be leaving today
And I just had to say
I’ve had a good time with you all
But when I am home
I won’t answer the phone
So who are you gonna call?
Well, Loretta called Eddie up front
Said “Eddie we’ve ended the hunt
So just be a dear
And say I volunteer
And I’ll do anything that you want”
So no one should have any doubt
About who around here will help out
Eddie Ansell’s been named
(He’d say he’s been framed)
To be the man with all the clout
But Eddie can’t do it alone
He needs helpers as history has shown
So Loretta has said
That Cheryl and Deb
Will be alternates that you can phone
So if something needs fixin’ – call Ed
No answer? Call Debbie instead
If she can’t be found
Run Cheryl to ground
Your support around here won’t be dead
[More to follow this afternoon]

Mdailey / 05/01/09